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BEAR + DEER = BEER
Is the above equation right you ask? Why yes it is. What you must do is very difficult, but don't worry we've tried it and it is proven to work:
Step 1: Kill a deer and take its antlers.
Step 2: Find a sleeping bear and attach said antlers to bear without waking it up.
Step 3: The bear will wake up with its physical and psychological constitution remade and will now be a beer. To verify that said bear is now a beer wait for it to take a piss.
Step 4: Take piss into a cup and drink deeply. It will either be the best beer you've ever had or the worst.