Next up is our hilarious selection. T-Shirts in recent memory have all had a hint of humor, and for good reason because these shirts instantly lighten the mood. There are literally millions of funny T-Shirts out there, but I dare you to find some as funny or original as ours…go on I will wait *counts in head* 3...2…1… yeah! That’s what I thought! Shirts like “I’m only lazy when I’m awake” and “Drink Up Bitches” will have your friends LOLing as they see other people’s reactions to your humor. Speaking of humor (humour if you’re foreign), our Humor category has the aforementioned sense in abundance and variety. We will offend you, trick you, and question your manhood, but don’t say we didn’t make you laugh :D
Why So Serious?
Intro: Funny- Of course our shirts are funny. The funny category covers all types of humor. You aren’t the only one who thinks “Dying is for Amateurs”, your friends think so too. From politics to zombies to movies you’ll be laughing your way through this category. We all know “you can’t fix stupid but you can vote it out” and if your goal is to have a “psychiatric disorder named after you” we’ve got the shirt for you. The zombie apocalypse is just around the corner so be prepared with one of many zombie t-shirts. We’ve got “zombie response team”, “zombies eat brains” and “if zombies chase us I’m tripping you” just to name a few.. It's not a mystery that a good sense of humor will take you far in social situations. Everybody loves to laugh. Are you funny IRL? Wear a shirt that expresses your jovial side. Not funny an IRL? Wear a shirt that makes up for it. Easy.
Quality:You will want to laugh not only because our Ts are funny, but because they will reveal to you the joke that is the competition. Our shirts are preshrunk 100%* cotton so you don't get an unpleasant surprise in the wash. Gildan Heavy Duty is the standard that sits on your body like a fitted glove. Perfect. Professional screened silk images and text makes your humor pop like 3D.
Selection:Over a thousand! Does it look like i'm the type to jest? Ok, well seriously, we have thousands of shirts and you will like all of them!
Policies: And now, if the last section wasn't serious enough, I want to take this time to express our deep need to not just be funny but to earn your satisfaction. Exchanges and refunds is no laughing matter, well, not until you see the lengths we will go for customer satisfaction.
Outro: To be funny is an art that some can't appreciate, And to them I say check out our shirts, it won't be a mistake. Because you will go far with a sense of humor. Please don't be serious like a cancer tumor.