It doesn't get much better than this. With humor, we have smiles, with smiles, we have laughs. Not everyone is silly, but our humorous t shirts are the best.
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A Government Big Enough To Give You Everything You Want, Is Big Enough To Take Away Everything
Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time T-shirt (White Ink)
I Got A Dig Bick, You That Read Wrong, You Read That Wrong Too T-shirt
A.A.A.A.A. American Association Against Acronym Abuse T-shirt (White Ink)
Cool Story Babe, Now Go Make Me A Sandwich T-shirt
I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut Up T-shirt
Sometimes I Pee When I Laugh T-shirt
I Only Drink On Two Occasions, When It's My Birthday And When It's Not T-shirt
I Wish I Could CTRL, ALT, DEL You T-shirt
If Masturbating Was A Crime, I Would Be On Death Row T-shirt
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These shirts are so humorous!

Intro: Your friends might think you are a comedian and I’m sure you’ve cracked a few jokes in your time but why not show people without saying a word? Roadkill t-shirts are very humorous and will get people to not just laugh with you but at you.

Quality: Our shirts may be humorous but our standards of quality are not. Our shirts are preshrunk 100%* cotton so you don't get have to worry about what size your shirt will end up after you wash it. Gildan Heavy Duty is our standard that sits on your body like a fitted glove. What more could you ask for? Our professional screened silk images and text will get your joke across loud and clear. No fading here!

Selection:We have thousands of hilarious t-shirts to choose from not just for yourself but for your friends too so you don’t have to think about showing up in the same shirt on the same night. Seriously thousands of shirts… with new designs available every week. br>

Policies: We want you to be completely satisfied with your t-shirts so we offer exchanges and refunds. We don’t just go above and beyond to get the best designs out to you every week but we also go the extra mile for customer satisfaction.

Outro: Making humorous t-shirts is what we do. We don’t just make t-shirts for you, we crack up ourselves at the genius that is Roadkill t-shirts. Don’t miss out on great deals and be sure to check for new designs weekly. We are looking for your order form right now. Did you send it?