It doesn't get much better than this. With humor, we have smiles, with smiles, we have laughs. Not everyone is silly, but our humorous t shirts are the best.
 
 
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A Government Big Enough To Give You Everything You Want, Is Big Enough To Take Away Everything
Ammo Is Expensive, Do Not Expect A Warning Shot T-shirt
After Monday And Tuesday, Even The Calendar Says WTF T-shirt (White Ink)
68 You Owe Me One T-shirt
A Friend Will Help You Move But A Real Friend Will Help You Move A Body T-shirt (White Ink)
America We Don't Redistribute Wealth We Earn It T-shirt
Acme Anvil Corporation T-shirt (White Ink)
A Friend Will Help You Move But A Real Friend Will Help You Move A Body T-shirt
Allergic To Stupid People T-shirt
Chubbs Peterson Golf Legend It's All In The Hips T-shirt
A.A.A.A.A. American Association Against Acronym Abuse T-shirt (White Ink)
Cool Story Babe, Now Go Make Me A Sandwich T-shirt
Clowns Kill People T-shirt (White Ink)
Add As Friend T-shirt
Allergic To Stupid People T-shirt (White Ink)
After Exercising I Always Eat Pizza, Just Kidding I Don't Exercise T-shirt
All Men Are Idiots, I Married Their King T-shirt
All Around Me I See Nothing But Chaos, Panic And Disorder, At Last, My Work Here Is Done T-shirt
Best Buds T-shirt
Bang Me Funny T-shirt
A.D.D. T-shirt
Bacon Powered T-shirt
Alright, Alright, Alright T-shirt
Any Democrat 2016 T-shirt
Alabama So Many Recipes So Few Squirrels T-shirt
1776 T-shirt
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These shirts are so humorous!

Intro: Your friends might think you are a comedian and I’m sure you’ve cracked a few jokes in your time but why not show people without saying a word? Roadkill t-shirts are very humorous and will get people to not just laugh with you but at you.

Quality: Our shirts may be humorous but our standards of quality are not. Our shirts are preshrunk 100%* cotton so you don't get have to worry about what size your shirt will end up after you wash it. Gildan Heavy Duty is our standard that sits on your body like a fitted glove. What more could you ask for? Our professional screened silk images and text will get your joke across loud and clear. No fading here!

Selection:We have thousands of hilarious t-shirts to choose from not just for yourself but for your friends too so you don’t have to think about showing up in the same shirt on the same night. Seriously thousands of shirts… with new designs available every week. br>

Policies: We want you to be completely satisfied with your t-shirts so we offer exchanges and refunds. We don’t just go above and beyond to get the best designs out to you every week but we also go the extra mile for customer satisfaction.

Outro: Making humorous t-shirts is what we do. We don’t just make t-shirts for you, we crack up ourselves at the genius that is Roadkill t-shirts. Don’t miss out on great deals and be sure to check for new designs weekly. We are looking for your order form right now. Did you send it?