Humorous

I'M HERE TO LAY PIPE FUNNY T-SHIRT		I'LL KEEP MY GUNS, MONEY AND FREEDOM YOU KEEP THE CHANGE FUNNY T-SHIRT		HERE I AM NOW WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES FUNNY T-SHIRT		I KNOW THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AREN'T REAL, BUT THEY HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)
I HEAR VOICES AND THEY DON'T LIKE YOU T-SHIRT		I'M MOM'S FAVORITE FUNNY T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		I'M A NINJA YOU CAN'T SEE ME T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		IF YOU SAY GULLABLE SLOWLY, IT SOUNDS LIKE ORANGES T SHIRT
I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS FUNNY T-SHIRT		I'D BE UNSTOPPABLE, IF NOT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT AND PHYSICS FUNNY T-SHIRT		HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE T-SHIRT		I USED TO BE A PEOPLE PERSON...BUT PEOPLE RUINED THAT FOR ME T-SHIRT
IF YOU CAN READ THIS PICK ME UP AND PUT ME BACK ON THE BARSTOOL THANKS T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE FOREST, AND NO ONE IS THERE TO SEE IT...DO THE TREES LAUGH FUNNY T-SHIRT		I LIKE TURTLES T-SHIRT		I'M MOM'S FAVORITE FUNNY T-SHIRT
I'M NOT A PROCTOLOGIST, BUT I DO KNOW AN ASSHOLE WHEN I SEE ONE T-SHIRT		I USED TO CARE, BUT I TAKE A PILL FOR THAT NOW FUNNY T-SHIRT		I KNOW THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AREN'T REAL, BUT THEY HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS T-SHIRT		I'M ALREADY GOING TO HELL. NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A GOOD SPOT! FUNNY T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID. I'M JUST SAYING YOU HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO THINKING T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		I HAVE A FEELING MY CHECK LIVER LIGHT MAY COME ON THIS WEEKEND T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)		I'M NOT 50! I'M 18 WITH 32 YEARS EXPERIENCE T-SHIRT		HAYWOOD JABLOWME
IF YOU CAN READ THIS PICK ME UP AND PUT ME BACK ON THE BARSTOOL THANKS T-SHIRT		I DIRECT MIDGET PORN T-SHIRT		I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE STUPID. I'M JUST SAYING YOU HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO THINKING T-SHIRT		I WANT YOU INSIDE ME. THAT'S HOT! T-SHIRT
I PREFER TO BE ON TOP FUNNY T-Shirt		I'M TOO EPIC TO FAIL FUNNY T-SHIRT		I'M NOT CYNICAL, EVERYTHING JUST SUCKS! T-Shirt		IF YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS YOU COULD AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)
I'M OUT OF BED AND DRESSED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT T-SHIRT		HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		I PULL OUT FUNNY T-SHIRT		I WAS KICKED OUT OF SCOUTS FOR EATING A BROWNIE T-SHIRT
I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN "YOLO" IS "CARPE DIEM" FOR STUPID PEOPLE T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)		I FART ON THE FIRST DATE T-SHIRT		IF A MAN SPEAKS IN THE FOREST AND THERE'S NO WOMAN TO HEAR HIM, IS HE STILL WRONG T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)		I LIKE SKINNY GIRLS, BUT I'D NEVER TURN DOWN A FATTIE T-SHIRT
I'M NOT RACIST I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY T-SHIRT		HIP HOP ANONYMOUS (Big Daddy) T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		HOW TO CATCH AN ILLEGAL ALIEN T-SHIRT		I LIKE GIRLS THAT LIKE GIRLS T-SHIRT
I'LL SEE YOU AT MY INTERVENTION T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS TO LET YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL T-SHIRT		I'D RATHER BE A SMART ASS THAN A DUMB SHIT T-SHIRT		IDAHO, NO UDAHO Funny T Shirt
I ONLY DRINK ON TWO OCCASIONS. WHEN IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND WHEN IT'S NOT T-SHIRT		I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY - PRETTY FUCKING STUPID T-SHIRT		IF YOU'RE AWESOME AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOU'RE HANDS T-SHIRT		I'M NOT DEAF I'M IGNORING YOU T-SHIRT
I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT, COULD YOU PLEASE SPEAK MORE SLOWLY? T-Shirt		I PUT THE STUD IN STUDY T-SHIRT		I KNOW I SHOULD LIFT WEIGHTS BUT THOSE THINGS ARE SO HEAVY T-SHIRT		I'M OUT OF BED AND DRESSED WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)
I DO ALL MY OWN STUNTS T-SHIRT		I LIVE AT THE CORNER OF KISS MY ASS AVENUE AND NO FRIGGIN WAY T-SHIRT		I LIKE TO GET DRUNK AND HUMP THINGS FUNNY T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)		I SEE DUMB PEOPLE
I RULE T-SHIRT		I'M MULTI-TALENTED. I CAN TALK AND PISS YOU OFF AT THE SAME TIME FUNNY T-SHIRT		IF U CAN READ THIS T-SHIRT U HAVE VERY GOOD EYE SIGHT HEY, WHILE YOUR DOWN HERE WHY DON'T YOU GIVE M		I WONDER WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A SLICE OF CHEESE? T-SHIRT
I CAN'T WAIT TO PROCRASTINATE T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)		I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD T-SHIRT		I GOT THIS SHIRT FOR MY WIFE AWESOME TRADE T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		HUGE COCK T-SHIRT (2)
IF I GIVE YOU A QUARTER WILL YOU GO BACK TO MEXICO T-SHIRT		I'M AWESOMER THAN MOST FUNNY T-SHIRT		I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE TO KILL. I HAVE A LEARNER'S PERMIT T-SHIRT		I WISH I COULD CONTROL ALT DELETE YOU FUNNY T-SHIRT
I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		I LOVE BOOBS T-SHIRT		I LIKE PIE T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		I'M ALREADY GOING TO HELL. NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A GOOD SPOT! FUNNY T-SHIRT
I SLEPT WITH TIGER T-SHIRT		I'M NOT A STALKER. I'M JUST PERSISTENT T-SHIRT		I HATE BEING BIPOLAR. IT'S AWESOME! T-SHIRT		I PROMISE I'M A DOCTOR T-Shirt
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU DUMB, BUT IT REALLY WORKS T-SHIRT		IF MASTURBATING WAS A CRIME I'D BE ON DEATH ROW T-SHIRT WHITE INK		I'D RATHER BE A SMART ASS THAN A DUMB SHIT T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)		I PROMISE I'M A DOCTOR T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)
I'D RATHER BE WEARING MY SNUGGIE T-SHIRT		I'M MEAN BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID T-SHIRT		I CAN DO ALL THOSE THINGS YOUR BOYFRIEND CAN'T T-SHIRT		I JUST LOOK OLD FUNNY T-SHIRT
I'M RETIRED, BUT I WORK PART TIME AS A PAIN IN THE ASS T-SHIRT		I HAVE A PH.D. PRETTY HUGE DICK T-SHIRT		I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT. CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK MORE SLOWLY? (WHITE INK)		I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU DUMB, BUT IT REALLY WORKS T-SHIRT WHITE INK
I'M PROFICIENT IN 3 LANGUAGES...ENGLISH, SARCASM & PROFANITY T-SHIRT		I'M SO OLD, I CAN COUGH, FART, SNEEZE AND PEE ALL AT THE SAME TIME FUNNY T-SHIRT		IF YOU'RE GONNA RIDE MY ASS YOU COULD AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR T-SHIRT		I'M BETTER WHEN I'M DRUNK T-SHIRT
HI YOU'LL DO T-SHIRT		I GOT CRABS IN ALASKA T-Shirt		I GOT THIS SHIRT FOR MY HUSBAND AWESOME TRADE T-SHIRT (WHITE INK)		I GOT CRABS IN ALASKA T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)
I DON'T HAVE ADD YOU'RE JUST BORING ME T-SHIRT		I'M NOT WITH STUPID ANYMORE T-Shirt		I PUT THE "FUN" IN DYSFUNCTIONAL T-SHIRT		I'M NOT OLD, JUST DELIGHTFULLY RETRO FUNNY T-SHIRT
I HAVE A FEELING MY CHECK LIVER LIGHT MAY COME ON THIS WEEKEND T-SHIRT		I'M NOT DRUNK BUT I'M WORKING ON IT T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		I READ TO THE DEAF T-SHIRT(WHITE INK)		I COMES BEFORE U T-SHIRT
I HATE CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT		I PLAYED WITH DINOSAURS AS A KID...FUNNY T-SHIRT		HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF SHUT THE HELL UP T-SHIRT		I'M TOTALLY INTO CHEAP MEANINGLESS SEX T-SHIRT
I'M HERE FOR THE CHIT CHAT T-SHIRT		I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM T-SHIRT		I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU, BUT IT BLOWS T-SHIRT		I DID NOT LOSE MY MIND. IT GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY T-SHIRT
I'M SO GOOD I SCREAM OUT MY OWN NAME DURING SEX T-SHIRT		I'M HERE ABOUT THE BLOW JOB T-SHIRT		HUMP AND DUMP T-SHIRT`		I'M TRYING TO DRINK YOU PRETTY T-SHIRT