I FLUNKED ANGER MANAGEMENT

There were too many fucking phonies! This guys says to me, “I’ve been to these sessions for 3 years now and I’ve stayed out of trouble, trust me, it works” I come to find out that instead of assaulting people at the bar he now goes home and assaults his wife, who covers for him because she is a broad! So I take a bat to his head and asks him how he feels. Some looky-loos just watch while others actually jump in, so I take the bat to them as well. I tell you, the feeling was better than sex. Fuck anger management!