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YOU'RE NUTTIER THAN A SQUIRREL TURD
And just as salty. Just because we’re broken up doesn’t mean you can harass me at my place of work. Imagined if I climbed up your tree and just started foaming at the mouth, how would that look? Here, you deserve this shirt, but don’t think that I’m giving it to you as some present, it’s supposed to send a message—and not a good one!