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I I I Wanna Be a Lifeguard

But only if it’s in Newport Beach, California. Besides the fact that there’s a chance I might get to work with a Bay Watch Babe, I also might get the chance to earn over $100,000 (four lifeguards in the town … Continue reading

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4 Sports We Wish Were in the Sochi Olympics–and the Shirts Our Teams Would Wear If They Were

The Sochi Olympics are just a few weeks away, and while it’s probably too late to petition the Olympic Committee to include beer pong or cow tipping or mailbox baseball as official sports, we have our uniforms all ready for … Continue reading

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Frozen Blue

“Blue,” the apt named peacock at a Chicago-area zoo, is apparently a real bird brain. He recently flew the (heated) coop during the Polar Vortex that has descended on much of the nation and set up residence in a nearby … Continue reading

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Duck and Cover: 4 Shirts to Wear When Watching “Duck Dynasty”

Okay, we’re not gonna judge. Call Phil Robertson whatever you will (and there’s a whoooole lot you can call him), but the fact of the matter is the A&E show that highlights his life and business is unbelievably (emphasis on … Continue reading

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J.R. Smith–Shame on Shoe!

Doesn’t matter how much natural ability God has graced them with, some professional athletes will always play dirty. Take the New York Knicks guard J. R. Williams, for example. He was caught (twice!) untying the shoelaces of players on the … Continue reading

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6 Shirts Perfect for a Polar Vortex

Unless you live in Hawaii (or under a rock) we don’t have to tell you that it’s cold outside. Thanks to this thing called a polar vortex (aka, Arctic air that swirls about), the average temp in the U.S. today … Continue reading

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Cold Enough for You?

Cool beans! We learned a new term this week–polar vortex. According to Al Roker and the like, it’s a blast of arctic air that circulates in a cyclone pattern and causes temperatures to dip ridiculously low. It’s estimated that some … Continue reading

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Flu News: 6 Shirts to Battle the Bug

The flu season is starting to ramp up. According to the Centers for Disease Control, 10 states, most in the southeast, are reporting widespread flu outbreaks, and swine flu is responsible for 95 percent of it. So if a pig’s … Continue reading

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7 Shirts for Lady Crawley

With the fourth season of the wildly popular British series Downton Abbey set to air in a few days, we got to thinking about one of the main characters, Lady Mary Crawley. Oh sure, she looks good in her empire-waist … Continue reading

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J Gets Its Day

Lines were long in Colorado on New Year’s Day where recreational marijuana has just become legal. Twenty four shops licensed to sell the funny stuff were open for burnout business and, according to all accounts, things were booming. Even the … Continue reading

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