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8 of Our Cutest Animal Tees

One look at our selection of tees and you know that we love boobs and booze. But a little known fact is that we also love bears, beavers, badgers and other cute critters. Here, some of our favorite tshirts featuring … Continue reading

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It’s a Scientific Fact: We Love Breasts! Here, 5 Ways to Celebrate

Last we checked there was no cure for cancer, antibiotic resistance was running rampant and little things like diabetes, heart disease and obesity were killing millions. But thank God scientists have taken the time to discover that mankind likes to … Continue reading

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7 Shirts Perfect for Your Holiday Party

There are just a few weeks until Christmas. You could spend that time obsessing about what to wear to all those holiday parties, going on some crazy crash diet to fit into the LBD or some Robin Thicke-esque suit. Or … Continue reading

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Bedazzled Boobies

Victoria’s Secret recently debuted its $10 million Fantasy Bra, replete with 4,200 precious gems and a very modest (Not!) 52-carat ruby pendant. The very stunning bra is made only more stunning by holding up the girls of supermodel Candice Swanepoel. … Continue reading

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5 Shirts that Say Revenge

A Michigan man recently made the news when he bought the house next door to his ex-wife’s and proceeded to erect a 12-foot high statue of the glorious and expressive middle finger directed at her domicile. We gotta say, that’s … Continue reading

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Gettysburg Garb

Grab your stovepipe hats and 5 dollar bills everyone! Today, November 19, is the 150th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address, one of the briefest (just 10 sentences consisting of 272 words spoken in two minutes) and immortal … Continue reading

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3 TShirts Perfect for Fat Friday (a.k.a., the Day After Thanksgiving)

Hold on to your Rolaids! The average person will consume some 4,500 calories and 229 grams of fat this Thanksgiving Day. Which makes getting into your skinny jeans the day after pretty damn impossible. Nothing wrong with staying in your … Continue reading

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Go Nuts! 5 Shirts to Wear for National Cashew Day

Who doesn’t love a nut that looks a lot like a comma? Pop one in your mouth, pause, and then chew! Yum! Palate-pleasing punctuation! This November 23, celebrate National Cashew Day like a true nut case. Here, 5 shirts befitting … Continue reading

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Put Down the Down and Pick Up a Tee. We’re in for a Not-So-Record-Breaking Winter

By all accounts–ok, only by the National Oceanic Atmospheric Adminstration’s, but they seem credible enough–we’re going to have an average winter. No crazy cold snaps, no batten-down-the-hatches blizzards, no rainfalls of Biblical proportions. Nope. Just your normal weather, which will … Continue reading

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5 Reasons Why Gift Cards Rule

5 Reasons Why Gift Cards Rule Which would you rather see under your Christmas tree: Another pair of hideous boxers or an awesome gift card? A tie festooned with penguins in santa hats or an awesome gift card? An ice … Continue reading

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