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It’s 7-Eleven. Have You Had Your Free Slurpee Today?

Well, I just finished my FREE watermelon punch Slurpee, courtesy of 7-Eleven. This being 7/11 and all, the store decided to go all out and give away the sweet, frozen confection that made it famous. And with it being only … Continue reading

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Beach Tees

Been to the beach lately? If so then you know there are two types of bodies out there. Bangin’ and Beluga-whale-big. There truly is very little in between, unless you’re about 10 years old. And, of course, the Beluga-whale-big bodies … Continue reading

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Face It: 12 Tees with Famous Mugs

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words—which is why we have tons of tees plastered with the smug mugs of everyone from Bush to Buckwheat. These tees are positively picture perfect! The Politicians…   The Gods…   The Entertainers… … Continue reading

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6 TBT Shirts: Throw One on and Throw Back a Drink!

In honor of TBT, why not throw back a few alcoholic beverages? We have dozens of awesome drinking shirts, but here is just a sampling of our favorite ones 1. Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an … Continue reading

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4 Tees for the Fireworks

In just a few days now the sky will be lighting up with fireworks galore. But why let the sky get all the attention? Put on your own dazzling show in one of our firework-friendly tees. 1.Fireworks Expert. If you … Continue reading

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3 of Our Hottest Tees

I don’t know what the temperature was by you today, but where I was it was 97 degrees. That’s hot. Like slightly cooler than hell hot. Which got me to thinking about some of Roadkill’s pipin’ hot tees. Put one … Continue reading

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8 Smartass Shirts

  If you have a quick wit and biting tongue, not just any tee shirt will do. Nope. You need one with style and sass, and that’s where we come in. Here, xx tees for those who are bad and … Continue reading

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5 of Our Latest and Greatest Tees

We knew you needed a laugh today. That’s why we rustled up a bunch more hilarious shirts. Wear one and treat the world to a smile… 1.                        2. 3. 4. 5.

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4 Chill Shirts

  Damn, it’s hot out there. The sun is searing, the humidity is rising and there’s not a cool breeze anywhere this side of Nova Scotia. When you can’t feel chill, at least look it. Here, 4 of the coolest … Continue reading

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Stuck in a Snatch

Berlin police were called recently to a large stone sculpture of a vagina. There they found a young American (yes, it always has to be an American) exchange student caught in, er,  the great divide. Yep. He went there. He … Continue reading

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