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13 Shirts for Spring Break

It’s March, which means your seasonal affective disorder is in high gear. The Rx? A Spring Break getaway with bros and beers, babes and bikinis, beaches and bangin’. When you have to put on clothes, what do you wear? One … Continue reading

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7 Shirts for Doing Your Taxes

Chances are if you’re not shoveling snow about now, you’re probably doing your taxes. To help you get in the number-crunching groove, try any one of these political tshirts on for size: 1. Annoy a liberal. Get a job. 2. … Continue reading

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1 Tshirt for Juan Pablo Galavis

The most-hated man in “Bachelor” history deserves only one shirt, and this is it:

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Crazy for Cookies: 3 Tees for Eating Girl Scout Cookies

Some people love spring because of the warmer weather, the longer daylight hours or the rebirth of all that is frozen and dead. We love it for all that too. But as I sit here eating a Tagalong Girl Scout … Continue reading

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13 of Our Most Adorable Kids’ Shirts

Why should we adults (and we use that term loosely) have all the fun? Roadkill has dozens of shirts for the wee folk out there. Here, some of our cutest tees for tots: 1. “Come to the dark side. We … Continue reading

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SAT Makeover: 6 Shirts for High Scores

So the SAT is getting an overhaul. Besides making the essay optional, they have tweaked the vocabulary section, making the words more in line “with what would be used in the classroom and at work.” Well, Mr. SAT head honcho, … Continue reading

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Bacon and Wakin’: There’s an App for That!

How’d ya like to wake up to the smell of bacon every day without ever messing up the stove or singeing your skin with hot grease. Yes, there is sheer brilliance in the world and it lives at the Oscar … Continue reading

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5 Tees for Daylight Savings Time

If there’s ever a day when you might feel a little sleep deprived, it’s apt to be this Sunday, when we “jump” ahead into Daylight Savings Time. No worriezzzs. Just set your clock ahead Saturday night and grab one of … Continue reading

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A Gnawing Law

Calling all brats, know-it-alls and irksome individuals (a.k.a., Kim and Kanye, Justin Beiber and Nicki Minaj, Anthony Weiner and Charlie Sheen)–we have some property to sell you. The lawmakers and lawslayers of Grand Rapids, Michigan, have repealed a decades-old law … Continue reading

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11 Shirts to Celebrate “Be Nasty Day”

If you have to be nasty, March 8 is the day to be it. What do you wear when bad, sassy and disgusting are the order of the day? A Roadkill tshirt! Here, lots of options: 1. I pooped today. … Continue reading

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