Category Archives: RoadKill Blog Posts

6 Shirts for a Night of Love

It’s Valentine’s Day, and if you’re lucky there is a night of some hot sex ahead for you. So light some candles, pop the champagne, put Barry White on and get down and dirty with these sex-on-my-mind tees: 1. I … Continue reading

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5 Shirts For Snowmaggedon

In what has now been described as the worst winter in 10 years, the National Oceanic Atmosphere Administration reports that there is snow on the ground in 49 of 50 states. Only Florida (where we are typing at this moment, … Continue reading

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Big on Pig: 5 Shirts to Celebrate Our Bacon Nation

Americans love their bacon, and they’re proving it with their pocketbooks. Last year alone, we spent nearly $4 million–up about 10 percent over 2013–on the salty, smoky meat. And if we must say so, it was worth every penny. If … Continue reading

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10 Shirts That Will Make You Happy

Let’s face facts: Life can be a downer. Kate Upton won’t give you the time of day, you owe money on your taxes and it simply will NOT stop snowing in two-thirds of the country. What’s a guy to do? … Continue reading

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5 of the Most Romantic Roadkill Tshirts

On this eve of Valentine’s Day, we thought it appropriate to look through our vault and pick out some of our most romantic tees of all time. Like rose petals on satin sheets, these shirts speak of love and lust. … Continue reading

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7 Shirts for a Weekend Shindig

Well, it’s Friday. The week has been long, the weather has been horrendous and you’re ready to kick back and enjoy the weekend with some bros, some babes and some beers. Need a shirt to evoke that, “I’m ready to … Continue reading

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Pissy Police

Note to self: Do not relieve yourself on the head of a cop. An Upstate New York man found that out the hard way when he peed off the staircase (and onto the head and face of a police officer) … Continue reading

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6 Shirts for Presidents’ Day

Hail to the Chiefs! Presidents’ Day will be observed this year on February 17. Pay homage to all things presidential with these political tees: 1. Curly for President. 2. Miss Me Yet? 3. What Do You Mean Press One for … Continue reading

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Olympians at Play

Seems like it’s customary for the Olympic athletes to flex more than muscle during the games. Hook ups are not uncommon, and in an effort to stem the spew, the International Olympic Committee is handing out over 100,000 condoms to … Continue reading

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50 Is Nifty!

Two mega milestones are taking place this week. Let’s give it up for G.I. Joe, who turns 50, and the Beatles (or what’s left of them), who are celebrating their 50th anniversary of their Ed Sullivan Show broadcast. So all … Continue reading

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