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Throwback Thursday: 11 Retro Shirts

Hey, who doesn’t love a good blast from the past? In honor of throwback Thursday, we’ve combed our tshirt vault to bring you some of these oldies but goodies. Pair ‘em with some bell bottoms or acid-washed jeans. 1. I’m … Continue reading

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Torch Ups and Touchdowns

Given that this year’s Super Bowl teams—the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos—are representing the only two states in the union that have legalized marijuana use, we’re betting some things will get lit up this Sunday, and we’re not talking … Continue reading

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10 Tees for Tough Guy Beibs

Justin Beiber has been in a heap of trouble lately. Drag racing. Driving under the influence. Underage drinking. Using drugs. Resisting arrest. And that was just this week! Beibs, we know you’re now officially a thug, but the orange jump … Continue reading

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Loud-and-Proud Olympic Sweater

The Sochi winter Olympics are right around the corner, and when America’s Olympic athletes come marching in for the opening ceremonies, there will be no mistaking them. That’s because they’ll be wearing a garish, hard-to-ignore Ralph Lauren-designed sweater that is … Continue reading

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Bros and What You Don’t Know: 4 Things We Learned Today

Thanks to Esquire magazine and its poll of over 1,000 men, we now have unprecedented insight into the inner workings of a man. The magazine unearthed all kinds of cool facts–like most men say “I love you” at least once … Continue reading

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Beibs Gets Busted!

The Beibernator is officially a bad boy–and he has the (growing) rap sheet to prove it! His latest foray into criminal activity? Jay Bee recently got arrested for drag racing and driving while under the influence. That’s all bad enough, … Continue reading

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Va-Jay and Jam

If you like morning sex than we have the breakfast for you: Vagina Toast! Yep, you read that right. A company called Burnt Impressions is hawking a toaster that imprints the pattern of a vagina onto your bread. Try it … Continue reading

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3 Shirts for Michelle Obama

We don’t really care what side of the political fence you stand on, you gotta admit Michelle Obama is rockin’ 50. Those arms! Those bangs! Those dance moves! (Pay attention Miley.) So to help the FLOTUS celebrate turning 50, we’ve … Continue reading

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7 Shirts Your Prospective Valentine Can’t Resist

It’s less than 30 days till Valentine’s Day, and we know you don’t want to be sitting at home on February 14th, all lovelorn. Now’s the time to get noticed and to bowl her over with your sheer awesomeness. Here, … Continue reading

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I I I Wanna Be a Lifeguard

But only if it’s in Newport Beach, California. Besides the fact that there’s a chance I might get to work with a Bay Watch Babe, I also might get the chance to earn over $100,000 (four lifeguards in the town … Continue reading

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