Category Archives: RoadKill Blog Posts

10 Tees for Tough Guy Beibs

Justin Beiber has been in a heap of trouble lately. Drag racing. Driving under the influence. Underage drinking. Using drugs. Resisting arrest. And that was just this week! Beibs, we know you’re now officially a thug, but the orange jump … Continue reading

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Loud-and-Proud Olympic Sweater

The Sochi winter Olympics are right around the corner, and when America’s Olympic athletes come marching in for the opening ceremonies, there will be no mistaking them. That’s because they’ll be wearing a garish, hard-to-ignore Ralph Lauren-designed sweater that is … Continue reading

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Bros and What You Don’t Know: 4 Things We Learned Today

Thanks to Esquire magazine and its poll of over 1,000 men, we now have unprecedented insight into the inner workings of a man. The magazine unearthed all kinds of cool facts–like most men say “I love you” at least once … Continue reading

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Beibs Gets Busted!

The Beibernator is officially a bad boy–and he has the (growing) rap sheet to prove it! His latest foray into criminal activity? Jay Bee recently got arrested for drag racing and driving while under the influence. That’s all bad enough, … Continue reading

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Va-Jay and Jam

If you like morning sex than we have the breakfast for you: Vagina Toast! Yep, you read that right. A company called Burnt Impressions is hawking a toaster that imprints the pattern of a vagina onto your bread. Try it … Continue reading

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3 Shirts for Michelle Obama

We don’t really care what side of the political fence you stand on, you gotta admit Michelle Obama is rockin’ 50. Those arms! Those bangs! Those dance moves! (Pay attention Miley.) So to help the FLOTUS celebrate turning 50, we’ve … Continue reading

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7 Shirts Your Prospective Valentine Can’t Resist

It’s less than 30 days till Valentine’s Day, and we know you don’t want to be sitting at home on February 14th, all lovelorn. Now’s the time to get noticed and to bowl her over with your sheer awesomeness. Here, … Continue reading

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I I I Wanna Be a Lifeguard

But only if it’s in Newport Beach, California. Besides the fact that there’s a chance I might get to work with a Bay Watch Babe, I also might get the chance to earn over $100,000 (four lifeguards in the town … Continue reading

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4 Sports We Wish Were in the Sochi Olympics–and the Shirts Our Teams Would Wear If They Were

The Sochi Olympics are just a few weeks away, and while it’s probably too late to petition the Olympic Committee to include beer pong or cow tipping or mailbox baseball as official sports, we have our uniforms all ready for … Continue reading

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Frozen Blue

“Blue,” the apt named peacock at a Chicago-area zoo, is apparently a real bird brain. He recently flew the (heated) coop during the Polar Vortex that has descended on much of the nation and set up residence in a nearby … Continue reading

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