Category Archives: RoadKill Blog Posts

An Unbearable Name: 4 Tshirts for Kate Winslet’s New Baby

Oh really Kate Winslet, any Tom, Dick or Harry would have done. But no, you had to get all Wild Kingdom on us and name your sweet baby boy Bear. Seriously, have the pregnancy hormones made you go soft in … Continue reading

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On the Tip of Miley’s Tongue

Miley Cyrus is best known for her twerking ass. But second up is her very long tongue. Why does it get so much out-of-mouth play? Because (and this is really funny), says Miley, she feels nervous and awkward when she’s … Continue reading

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Pure Lunacy!

So a new study has found that one in two hundred women report being pregnant and giving birth without (drum roll please) EVER HAVING SEX! That’s right–45 of 7,870 women had immaculate conceptions! Move over Mary, you have competition. How … Continue reading

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5 Tshirts That Rival Ugly Christmas Sweaters!

Why should ugly sweaters have all the fun this holiday season? If you want to wear something fugly this Christmas, at least make it funny. Host a tacky tee party and see what kind of laughs these spirited shirts will … Continue reading

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Ho, Ho, No: 5 Shirts for the Unholiday Spirit

You don’t have to explain it to us–there are dozens of reasons why you might not be in the holiday spirit, and we understand every single one of them. But the last thing you need is someone telling you, “Come … Continue reading

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Miley Mania

Miley is all over the press, but all over the flesh? Yep. One crazed Cyrus fan has a total of 22 (and climbing, we’re sure) tattoos, sporting Miley’s picture, signature, song lyrics and more from his neck to his knuckles … Continue reading

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Deck the Halls, Then Deck Your Mom?

A Michigan man was arrested after he hit his mom in the face “5 or 6 times” while they were decorating the family Christmas tree. His mom suffered a bloody nose and swollen lip and eye. Seems as though the … Continue reading

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Say Cheese?

Have you curd the news? According to a new BabyCenter.com poll, nine American babies (and trust us, that’s nine too many) have been named cheese. No, not Brie. Not Bleu. Not Camembert. Just cheese. As in, “I’ll take a ham … Continue reading

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Rock ‘N Roll All Nite Long

Well, the 2014 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame voting is complete: Kiss, Nirvana, Hall & Oates, Peter Gabriel, Linda Ronstadt and Cat Stevens will join the 719 people already inducted into the Hall of Fame. We’re a little in … Continue reading

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Note to Self: No Selfies at Funerals!

What will Nelson Mandela’s funeral be remembered for? Not the outpouring of genuine love for the man nor the four-plus hours of tributes and dedications. Nope. It will be remembered for the infamous selfie Obama and Prime Ministers David Cameron … Continue reading

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