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J Gets Its Day

Lines were long in Colorado on New Year’s Day where recreational marijuana has just become legal. Twenty four shops licensed to sell the funny stuff were open for burnout business and, according to all accounts, things were booming. Even the … Continue reading

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Shirts for the New Year: 3 Shirts to Help You with Your Resolutions

Forty-five percent of us make New Year’s resolutions, and only 8 percent of us see them to fruition. How can you stay motivated all year long to fulfill some popular resolutions like losing weight, reducing stress and being happier? With … Continue reading

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An Unbearable Name: 4 Tshirts for Kate Winslet’s New Baby

Oh really Kate Winslet, any Tom, Dick or Harry would have done. But no, you had to get all Wild Kingdom on us and name your sweet baby boy Bear. Seriously, have the pregnancy hormones made you go soft in … Continue reading

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On the Tip of Miley’s Tongue

Miley Cyrus is best known for her twerking ass. But second up is her very long tongue. Why does it get so much out-of-mouth play? Because (and this is really funny), says Miley, she feels nervous and awkward when she’s … Continue reading

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Pure Lunacy!

So a new study has found that one in two hundred women report being pregnant and giving birth without (drum roll please) EVER HAVING SEX! That’s right–45 of 7,870 women had immaculate conceptions! Move over Mary, you have competition. How … Continue reading

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5 Tshirts That Rival Ugly Christmas Sweaters!

Why should ugly sweaters have all the fun this holiday season? If you want to wear something fugly this Christmas, at least make it funny. Host a tacky tee party and see what kind of laughs these spirited shirts will … Continue reading

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Ho, Ho, No: 5 Shirts for the Unholiday Spirit

You don’t have to explain it to us–there are dozens of reasons why you might not be in the holiday spirit, and we understand every single one of them. But the last thing you need is someone telling you, “Come … Continue reading

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Miley Mania

Miley is all over the press, but all over the flesh? Yep. One crazed Cyrus fan has a total of 22 (and climbing, we’re sure) tattoos, sporting Miley’s picture, signature, song lyrics and more from his neck to his knuckles … Continue reading

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Deck the Halls, Then Deck Your Mom?

A Michigan man was arrested after he hit his mom in the face “5 or 6 times” while they were decorating the family Christmas tree. His mom suffered a bloody nose and swollen lip and eye. Seems as though the … Continue reading

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Say Cheese?

Have you curd the news? According to a new BabyCenter.com poll, nine American babies (and trust us, that’s nine too many) have been named cheese. No, not Brie. Not Bleu. Not Camembert. Just cheese. As in, “I’ll take a ham … Continue reading

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