Category Archives: RoadKill Blog Posts

3 Shirts for Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Woo hoo! It’s that time of year again when breasts move front and center into the national spotlight. Why wear a measly ribbon when you can wear a tee that truly celebrates the ta-tas?  Let a sister know you support … Continue reading

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7 Shirts to Wear for a Government Shutdown

National parks are closed and half of the defense department’s civilian employees have been furloughed–yep, people like you and me who have mortgages, child care and car payments to make. The government has–at least partially–shut down. What’s an American to … Continue reading

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Pure Comedy

That’s what she said. The classic joke that almost everyone knows. But how did it become so popular exactly? Well before it was used in television and by every teenager in the world who found it hilarious, the joke was … Continue reading

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The Office!!!

Ahhhh, the Office. Such a classic. Nothing will get me laughing harder than watching an episode or two from the series. From the awkward, embarrassing situations to the laugh out loud moments, I was hooked in by almost every scene. … Continue reading

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Patrick the Pouty Primate

Patrick, the 430-pound gorilla in residence at the Dallas Zoo, has a winning personality. He’s charming, smart and gregarious. With humans. Patrick, it seems, is just not a gorilla person. In fact, he goes ape on them. Which is why … Continue reading

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Top 10 Funniest Roadkill Tshirts

There’s stiff competition here–really, we have hundreds of hilarious tshirts. But if we were stuck on a desert island with only 10 shirts, these would be our must-haves. 10 . “If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe you just … Continue reading

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Down with Undies!

Seems as though Hanes has been banished from Hollywood. Stars galore are going commando, and,  lucky us, we get to play peek-a-boo with their private parts. Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at the premiere of Iron Man 3 in a side-baring, … Continue reading

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Marky Mark Graduates!

The sky’s the limit for Mark Wahlberg! The Hollywood hottie has finally gotten his high school diploma after dropping out in the ninth grade. It appears Mark got his degree online, studying with tutors on movie sets. With an Academy … Continue reading

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Shirts to Get You Noticed

Flying under the radar is good if you’re in middle school. But what about the rest of your life, when you’ve presumably grown a full set of cojones? Let people know that you have a wickedly clever sense of humor, … Continue reading

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Mega Mom!

God bless her, really. A Las Vegas woman has just given birth to quintuplets (that’s 5 babies for you math midgets), 3 girls and 2 boys. Caring for five newborns is  anxiety-producing enough. But Evonne Derrico and her husband already … Continue reading

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