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SAT Makeover: 6 Shirts for High Scores

So the SAT is getting an overhaul. Besides making the essay optional, they have tweaked the vocabulary section, making the words more in line “with what would be used in the classroom and at work.” Well, Mr. SAT head honcho, … Continue reading

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Bacon and Wakin’: There’s an App for That!

How’d ya like to wake up to the smell of bacon every day without ever messing up the stove or singeing your skin with hot grease. Yes, there is sheer brilliance in the world and it lives at the Oscar … Continue reading

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5 Tees for Daylight Savings Time

If there’s ever a day when you might feel a little sleep deprived, it’s apt to be this Sunday, when we “jump” ahead into Daylight Savings Time. No worriezzzs. Just set your clock ahead Saturday night and grab one of … Continue reading

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A Gnawing Law

Calling all brats, know-it-alls and irksome individuals (a.k.a., Kim and Kanye, Justin Beiber and Nicki Minaj, Anthony Weiner and Charlie Sheen)–we have some property to sell you. The lawmakers and lawslayers of Grand Rapids, Michigan, have repealed a decades-old law … Continue reading

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11 Shirts to Celebrate “Be Nasty Day”

If you have to be nasty, March 8 is the day to be it. What do you wear when bad, sassy and disgusting are the order of the day? A Roadkill tshirt! Here, lots of options: 1. I pooped today. … Continue reading

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Holy Cazzo

God, we love Pope Francis. Here’s a guy who eschews the Pope mobile for a Ford Focus, takes selfies with the faithful and lets little kids sit in his chair. Oh, and he curses! The Holy Father apparently mispronounced the … Continue reading

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Honey Boo Boo a Big Sister?

Oh Jeez, we hope not. But it appears Mama June is “late,” and what with Sugar Bear bragging that he’s gotten, well, some “sugar” recently, we can only surmise. As Mama June aptly put it, “Lord help us.” We couldn’t … Continue reading

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13 Shirts Perfect for (Any) of the Real Housewives

New Jersey has wrapped. Beverly Hills is almost to its finale. And New York is up next (start chilling the pinot grigio, folks). We are in Real Houswives heaven! Really–the name calling, the cat fights, the sloppy drinking and the … Continue reading

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Dead Wrong

Proving once again that we here at Roadkill are the NORMAL ones, a Mississippi man was recently declared dead (by a coroner, of all people, a person who should know what a heartbeat sounds like) and zipped into a body … Continue reading

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Core? Score!

Ben & Jerry, we don’t even know if you’re real. But if you are, we think we need to give you one big old bro hug. The iconic ice cream makers just launched what could be akin to sex on … Continue reading

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