Category Archives: RoadKill Blog Posts

6 Shirts for May Day

May Day traditionally celebrates the beginning of spring and fertility—of the soil, the animals and, of course, people. Given its historical and religious significance, it would be almost sacrilege not to bang a babe in May. Here, 6 tshirts that … Continue reading

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Mom’s the Bomb! 5 Shirts for Mother’s Day

Where would you be without your mother? If you chose a) in a gutter, b) incarcerated or c) in the witness protection program, then we’re pretty sure you owe it to that saint of woman to remember her this Mother’s … Continue reading

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11 Goofy Graphic Tees

Sometimes it’s hard to write about our enormously funny shirts. Sometimes the jokes just don’t translate well without the awesome graphics. So here’s a roundup of some of our hilarious shirts you gotta see to understand! 1. 2. 3. 4. … Continue reading

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Pride (Not!) of the Yankees

As if the A-Rod scandal wasn’t enough. Now those dirty, low Yankees get caught using another illegal substance–pine tar. Starting pitcher Michael Pineda was caught with the goppy and highly visible stuff on his neck–right out there for everyone, including … Continue reading

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3 Shirts for John Paul’s Sainthood

Looks like Pope John Paul didn’t really need the patience of a saint. He was rushed through the canonization process by the powers that be in the Catholic church and will become a full-fledged saint in a matter of days. … Continue reading

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3 Shirts for the Boston Marathon

Congratulations Meb Keflezighi, the first American man to win the Boston Marathon in 31 years! In your honor, may we suggest these fantastically fleet-of-foot tees? 1. If ever I had to run for my life, I would probably die. 2. … Continue reading

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2 Shirts for Allergy Season

What would spring be (achoo) without flowers, blooming trees and a warm breeze sending millions of (achoo) pollen spores up your nose and into your sinuses to cling, inflame and irritate them till the 4th of July. (Pardon us while … Continue reading

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2 Shirts for Earth Day

We’re not gonna lie to you: We prefer hugging the opposite sex over a tree. But that’s no reason not to give Mother Nature her due this April 22. Here, 2 tees perfect for Earth Day. And hey, no trees … Continue reading

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Hot Off the Presses: 6 Brand-New Roadkill Designs

Two things in life should never run dry: The keg and your stockpile of hilarious Roadkill tshirts. We can’t help with the first item, but we can make sure you’re never wanting for a new, hip and hysterical tee. Here, … Continue reading

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Stoner Shirts: 4 Tees for 4/20

No one is exactly sure where the expression 420 came from (although one theory is it started in the late 70s with a bunch of California teens who met at 4:20 after school to search for a plot of pot … Continue reading

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