Category Archives: RoadKill Blog Posts

5 Bacon Tees We Love

We heard the saddest, most disturbing news today: A woman took a perfectly good slab of bacon and let it burn to mere ashes on a stove, all in an attempt to exact revenge and burn down the home of … Continue reading

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Willard Scott’s Sunny News

We don’t know what they’re putting into the water cooler over at the  Today Show, but love sure is in the air. Savannah Guthrie just announced her wedding and pregnancy and now … Willard Scott? Yep, Willard, a robust 80, … Continue reading

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5 Shirts for April Fool’s Day

Ya gotta love April Fool’s Day, the only day of the year when you can pants your buddy, attach an airhorn under your coworker’s chair and leave fake turds on the toilet seat. And it’s all socially acceptable. Get your … Continue reading

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3 Shirts for Easter

“And on the third day he rose from the dead. …” Here,  Jesus-loving tshirts for all 3 days. Can I get an amen? 1. Jesus loves you but I’m his favorite. 2. Jesus loves a good beer. 3. Jesus is … Continue reading

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#CockInASock?

If pictures of naked men (save a sock on their cocks) are heating up your Instagram account, there’s a reason. A British cancer research organization has spearheaded (no pun intended) the campaign to raise awareness for testicular cancer. We’re not … Continue reading

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Sex and Social Media

Holy hell, where’s Dr. Ruth when you need her? A new survey shows that 10 percent of us text while having sex and 5 percent of us check Facebook while doing the deed. That is efing crzy, lolz. S’ok to … Continue reading

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Shirt for Bracket Bombing

Well, if you haven’t picked a winning bracket, you’re not alone. March is truly mad this year and with all the upsets, some 95 percent of us missed at least one game before the tourney was even a half-day old. … Continue reading

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5 Shirts for National Goof Off Day

We gotta hand it to the poor working stiff who thought up the brilliant holiday known as “National Goof Off Day,” otherwise referred to as Monday through Friday here at Roadkill, but that’s our little secret. Celebrated on March 22, … Continue reading

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Toe No!

Hey, as many readers of this blog know, we are into almost all things perverse. But sucking the toes of strangers at Wal-Mart (jeez, couldn’t you at least have picked Victoria Secret?) is just plain freaky, even by our standards. … Continue reading

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Sheer Brilliance!

What’s better than Rhianna? Rhianna wearing a (very) sheer skirt with nothing but hot pink bikini underwear underneath. Ok, ok, we know what you’re thinking–Rhianna with no underwear would be the best, but if the lady wants to wear underwear, … Continue reading

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