Category Archives: RoadKill Blog Posts

A Gnawing Law

Calling all brats, know-it-alls and irksome individuals (a.k.a., Kim and Kanye, Justin Beiber and Nicki Minaj, Anthony Weiner and Charlie Sheen)–we have some property to sell you. The lawmakers and lawslayers of Grand Rapids, Michigan, have repealed a decades-old law … Continue reading

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11 Shirts to Celebrate “Be Nasty Day”

If you have to be nasty, March 8 is the day to be it. What do you wear when bad, sassy and disgusting are the order of the day? A Roadkill tshirt! Here, lots of options: 1. I pooped today. … Continue reading

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Holy Cazzo

God, we love Pope Francis. Here’s a guy who eschews the Pope mobile for a Ford Focus, takes selfies with the faithful and lets little kids sit in his chair. Oh, and he curses! The Holy Father apparently mispronounced the … Continue reading

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Honey Boo Boo a Big Sister?

Oh Jeez, we hope not. But it appears Mama June is “late,” and what with Sugar Bear bragging that he’s gotten, well, some “sugar” recently, we can only surmise. As Mama June aptly put it, “Lord help us.” We couldn’t … Continue reading

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13 Shirts Perfect for (Any) of the Real Housewives

New Jersey has wrapped. Beverly Hills is almost to its finale. And New York is up next (start chilling the pinot grigio, folks). We are in Real Houswives heaven! Really–the name calling, the cat fights, the sloppy drinking and the … Continue reading

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Dead Wrong

Proving once again that we here at Roadkill are the NORMAL ones, a Mississippi man was recently declared dead (by a coroner, of all people, a person who should know what a heartbeat sounds like) and zipped into a body … Continue reading

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Core? Score!

Ben & Jerry, we don’t even know if you’re real. But if you are, we think we need to give you one big old bro hug. The iconic ice cream makers just launched what could be akin to sex on … Continue reading

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4 of Our Funniest New Shirts

Our work here is never done. From sun up till sun down, we’re constantly on the look out for funny tshirt sayings. And because we’re a little off that way, our imaginations never let us down. Here, 4 of our … Continue reading

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5 Tees for the Oscars

Hollywood’s Dolby Theatre is gussying up the red carpet, Harry Winston is loaning out the diamonds and Ellen DeGeneres is lacing up her high tops. The Oscars take place this Sunday and, while we know you must be an A-lister … Continue reading

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Sharon Stone Sizzles!

Wowzer! We just got a glimpse of the March Shape magazine cover and, well, we are VERY impressed. Fifty-six-year-old Sharon Stone looks completely hooooottttt in a white string bikini. We feel like we died and went to beach-bod heaven, what … Continue reading

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