Monthly Archives: September 2013

Down with Undies!

Seems as though Hanes has been banished from Hollywood. Stars galore are going commando, and,  lucky us, we get to play peek-a-boo with their private parts. Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at the premiere of Iron Man 3 in a side-baring, … Continue reading

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Marky Mark Graduates!

The sky’s the limit for Mark Wahlberg! The Hollywood hottie has finally gotten his high school diploma after dropping out in the ninth grade. It appears Mark got his degree online, studying with tutors on movie sets. With an Academy … Continue reading

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Shirts to Get You Noticed

Flying under the radar is good if you’re in middle school. But what about the rest of your life, when you’ve presumably grown a full set of cojones? Let people know that you have a wickedly clever sense of humor, … Continue reading

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Mega Mom!

God bless her, really. A Las Vegas woman has just given birth to quintuplets (that’s 5 babies for you math midgets), 3 girls and 2 boys. Caring for five newborns is  anxiety-producing enough. But Evonne Derrico and her husband already … Continue reading

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Halloween Costume Central

The kids are back at school, the nights are turning cool and the coffee and donut shops have pumpkin everything. All this can mean only one thing: Halloween is right around the corner! So hang up the scarecrow, put a … Continue reading

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10 Roadkill Tshirts That Boost Your Date-ability

10 Roadkill Tshirts That Boost Your Date-ability 5 for Men 1.  “I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look.” It’s a shirt that says, “Hey, I’m here to help you out any way I can.” 2. “I’m a Lover … Continue reading

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All Shook Up

Things are rockin’ and a rollin’ in Timpson, Texas. The little town was hit with two earthquakes within two hours of each other recently–one measuring 4.1 on the richter scale and the other 4.3. The weird thing is, keeping breakables … Continue reading

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Such a classic

Ahhhh, the Office. Such a classic. Nothing will get me laughing harder than watching an episode or two from the series. From the awkward, embarrassing situations to the laugh out loud moments, I was hooked in by almost every scene. … Continue reading

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Ten Super-Easy, Really Funny Halloween Costumes to Make with a Roadkill Tshirt

10. White trash. Nothing says trailer park louder than a mullet. Our “I love mullets” tshirt is an obvious choice, but don’t overlook our many cheers-to-beer shirts too. 9. Pirate. An eye patch, earring, bandana and tshirt stating “Drink rum. … Continue reading

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Sarcasm

Ever feel overwhelmed by people putting way too much pressure on you? Trust me we’ve all been there. When people set expectations for you, we immediately feel the pressure coming over us like a heavy blanket. We feel suffocated and … Continue reading

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