Top 10 Funniest Roadkill Tshirts

There’s stiff competition here–really, we have hundreds of hilarious tshirts. But if we were stuck on a desert island with only 10 shirts, these would be our must-haves.

10 . “If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe you just suck.”

9. “I used to care. Now I take a pill for that.”

8. “I hate being bipolar. It’s awesome!”

7. “I’m fairly certain YOLO is carpe diem for stupid people.”


6. “I’m only 2 girls short of a threesome!”

5. “Jesus is coming. Look busy.”

4. “National Apathy Society. Become a member. Or don’t.”

3. “Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.”

2. “Things men know about women:  1.    2.     3.    4.    5.    6.    7.    8.    9.   10. Women have breasts.”

1. “ ‘Trust me, you can dance,’ –Alcohol.”

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