Patrick the Pouty Primate

Patrick, the 430-pound gorilla in residence at the Dallas Zoo, has a winning personality. He’s charming, smart and gregarious. With humans. Patrick, it seems, is just not a gorilla person. In fact, he goes ape on them. Which is why Patrick has been temporarily reloed to a South Carolina zoo for some behavior modification. So as you go off for your psych evaluation we wish you good luck, grumpy gorilla.  And if the therapy fails, well, do what the rest of us do–take drugs. As we here at Roadkill like to say, “If you’re happy and you know it, shake your meds.” We hope you get your happy on.

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