10 Roadkill T Shirts to Live By

The Bible has its 10 Commandments and so do we. Here, 10 really funny, really clever, really smart tshirts to live by:

1. “Don’t be sexist. Bitches hate that.” So do the broads, babes and bimhos.

2. “Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk.” Seriously, why hurl and have a nasty headache  when you can just stay happy?

3.”Always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.”  Come on ladies. Ya gotta leave a little for the likes of Rob Pattinson.

4. “Be excellent to each other.” If  Wayne and Garth were running for office, this would definitely be their motto.

5. “Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.” From paying taxes to raising teenagers to shopping the healthcare marketplace, adulthood is sooooo not beast. Stay young, dear friends!


6. “Party Naked.” Why spoil a good time with clothes? Unless, of course, it’s with  one of our funny shirts.

7. “You can’t fix stupid. Not even with duct tape.” Duct tape can do a lot of remarkable things–it can hold up your bumper, seal a leak, even prevent a wardrobe malfunction. But fix drain brammage? No chance.

8. “Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.” Why? Because unicorns are completely awesome. And let’s face it, you’re only partially awesome.

9. “If you tap it, they will come.” And then your cup will overfloweth! Perfect!

10. “Keep calm and don’t forget to be awesome.” You’re reading our blog, so you’re halfway there!

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