Shut the front door! After 16 days of a partial shutdown, the government is up and running. You know what that means, right? Well, yea, the national parks will be open. And yea, the CDC can start monitoring the progression of the flu season. But come on–we’re talking the stuff that really matters. That’s right–more beer! The Federal Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau–the agency responsible for approving all new beers that are sold across state lines–has reopened. You are free to enjoy more beer! Celebrate with one of our suds shirts:
1. Beer: The reason I get up in the morning.
2. Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
3. Life, liberty and the pursuit of beer.
4. Beer is technically a vegetarian meal.
5. Attention ladies. I’m only here for the beer.
6. The beer can doesn’t fall far from the trailer.
7. This guy needs a beer.
8. Beer pong MVP.
9. Jesus loves a good beer.
10. God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.
11. Sorry honey, I can’t hear you without a beer in my hand.
12. Buy me a beer.
13. Maybe it’s the beer talking, but I want you to know, I love beer.
14. This beer is making me awesome.
15. For a good time, just add beer.
16. This girl needs a beer.
17. Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
19. Beer and life are very similar. Chill for best results.
20. In dog beers, I only had one.