True That! 12 Roadkill Tshirts You Just Can’t Argue With

We’re not always completely flip and comical here at Roadkill and Bad Idea Tshirts. Sometimes we speak the simple truth.  Here, 12 funny shirts you just gotta see the logic in:

1. “Don’t hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.”

2. “Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power.”

3. “Fat people are hard to kidnap!”

4. “Some days it’s just not worth chewing through the restraints.”

5. “Don’t trust anything that bleeds for a week and does not DIE!”

6. “Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.”

7. “Guns don’t kill people. It’s mostly the bullets.”

8.”The first forty years of childhood are the hardest.”

9. “Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.”

10. “Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.”

11. “You can’t fix stupid.”

12. “Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery.

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