Looking a lot like gnomes, the Boston Red Sox clinched the World Series title–the first time since 1918 and the Babe Ruth era that the series was won at Fenway Park. We couldn’t be happier for a team and a city that saw their fair share of suffering. Congratulations men with red stockings–you’ve earned some bragging rights! And we have just the right shirts to wear for the ticker tape parade:
1. Beards. They grow on you.
2. Don’t act like you’re not impressed.
3. I rule.
4. I piss excellence.
5. I’m what Willis was talking about.
6. Jesus hates the Yankees.