3 Reasons Why Our Tshirts Are the Perfect Thanksgiving Day Attire

It’s Thanksgiving. Some people like to talk turkey but we’re gonna talk tees–and why they make the perfect thing to wear when you’re eating your body weight in stuffing and pumpkin pie.

1. They expand. Second helping? No problem. Third? Go for it! jukOur 100-percent cotton shirts will accommodate your burgeoning belly.

2. They hide gravy stains. Just make sure you choose a darker color. I mean, brown looks awesome with turkey gravy.

3. They can shut up Uncle Mel. “Ask me about my explosive diarrhea” is sure to leave the old guy speechless–and we know you’ve been waiting for that moment for a long time.

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