An estimated 20 percent of Americans suffer from holiday depression. Hustle and bustle spells stress. Opening your wallet 600 times adds more stress. Top everything off with some of Aunt Bittie’s choke-worthy fruit cake and an ugly Christmas sweater, and, well, we can see why you might not want to get out of bed till the spring. But by God, take back some joy! Here, 5 holiday shirts sure to make you smile:
1. “The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All the Bad Girls Live.” Leave him some cookies and he might share his address book.
2. “Sit on My Lap to Get Your Present.” Wrap it or don’t.
3. “Even Santa Enjoys a Little Porn.” Let’s hope elves aren’t involved.
4. “Three Wise Men. You Can’t Be Serious!” One we might believe, but three? Odds are against it.
5. “I Don’t Know What to Say Except It’s Christmas and We’re All in Misery.” So true, it’s actually really funny.