Bedazzled Boobies

Victoria’s Secret recently debuted its $10 million Fantasy Bra, replete with 4,200 precious gems and a very modest (Not!) 52-carat ruby pendant. The very stunning bra is made only more stunning by holding up the girls of supermodel Candice Swanepoel. If you have to cover up this beauty (the bra, not Candice) and, to be honest, we’re not sure you ever really should, may we suggest some appropriate options:

1. “Boobies Make Me Smile.” Candice, your boobies in that bra make us really, really smile.

2. “I Love Boobs.” Well, right back atcha!

3. “My Boobs. You Like This.” Of course we do! We may be insane, but we’re not stupid.

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