It’s a Scientific Fact: We Love Breasts! Here, 5 Ways to Celebrate

Last we checked there was no cure for cancer, antibiotic resistance was running rampant and little things like diabetes, heart disease and obesity were killing millions. But thank God scientists have taken the time to discover that mankind likes to look at women’s breasts, and the bigger the cup size, the longer the stare. Yep, we can’t make this stuff, up. Scientists actually put eye-tracking sensors on men and women and had them look at various pictures of the female form. Seems as though the subjects spent more time looking in the general direction of the chest than the face, legs, etc. Talk about your eureka moments! Celebrate this momentous finding with one of our boob-loving shirts:

1. “Don’t forget this is national breast awareness month. We stare because we care.”

2. “Things men know about women. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Women have breasts.”

3. “My those boobs look heavy. May I hold them for you?”

4. “I love boobs.”

5. “Boobs make me smile.”

This entry was posted in RoadKill Blog Posts. Bookmark the permalink.