Have you curd the news? According to a new BabyCenter.com poll, nine American babies (and trust us, that’s nine too many) have been named cheese. No, not Brie. Not Bleu. Not Camembert. Just cheese. As in, “I’ll take a ham and cheese on rye, skip the mustard.” Oh people, we love a sharp piece of Provolone and a creamy Havarti as much as the next guy. But we like our cheese in the form of a block, not a baby.