Deck the Halls, Then Deck Your Mom?

A Michigan man was arrested after he hit his mom in the face “5 or 6 times” while they were decorating the family Christmas tree. His mom suffered a bloody nose and swollen lip and eye. Seems as though the fellow was enraged when he saw an ornament that had his brother’s name on it, while his thoughtless mom never bothered to get him a personalized one. Newsflash Holiday Heavyweight: It’s Christmas. You’re supposed to string lights, not punch them out. And besides, boxing day isn’t till December 26th. Bet your bro will have this awesome “I’m Mom’s Favorite” tee under his tree this year.

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