Ho, Ho, No: 5 Shirts for the Unholiday Spirit

You don’t have to explain it to us–there are dozens of reasons why you might not be in the holiday spirit, and we understand every single one of them. But the last thing you need is someone telling you, “Come on! It’s Christmas. Be merry.” You could spit in their eggnog, but why not just wear one of our ba-humbug tees that give off that “If you don’t leave me alone I’ll shove that candy cane up your ass” vibe? Here, 5 perfect choices:

1. I hate Christmas

2. Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry F*cking Christmas

3. Merry Christmas A**hole

4. Merry F*ucking Christmas

5. Santa Is Satan Spelled Inside Out

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