Why should ugly sweaters have all the fun this holiday season? If you want to wear something fugly this Christmas, at least make it funny. Host a tacky tee party and see what kind of laughs these spirited shirts will get you:
1. “Shitter’s Full.” Seriously, few things that celebrate the birth of baby Jesus could be tackier.
2. “Merry F*ucking Christmas.” So rude, it’s funny.
3. “Even Santa Enjoys a Little Porn.” Do not confuse Santa with Saint Nick. Apparently, Santa is no saint.
4.” I Want You to Look Him Straight in the Eye, and I Want You to Tell Him What a Cheap, Lying, No-Good, Rotten, Four-Flushing, Low-Life, Snake-Licking, Dirt-Eating, Inbred, Overstuffed, Ignorant …” A pretty gross tee from a grossly funny movie.
5. “You know You’ve Been Bad When Santa …” Ummm. Ewwwwwww.