So a new study has found that one in two hundred women report being pregnant and giving birth without (drum roll please) EVER HAVING SEX! That’s right–45 of 7,870 women had immaculate conceptions! Move over Mary, you have competition. How can this be, you ask? Well, we asked too. And the only possible explanation we can come up with is that sex education in this country stinks. Oh, where’s Masters and Johnson when you need them!