“Blue,” the apt named peacock at a Chicago-area zoo, is apparently a real bird brain. He recently flew the (heated) coop during the Polar Vortex that has descended on much of the nation and set up residence in a nearby tree–where his feet promptly froze to a branch in -12 degree weather. Zookeepers and Chicago firefighters had to be called in to rescue the fowl. Bet you had them seeing red, Blue. Definitely not your proudest moment.