7 Shirts Your Prospective Valentine Can’t Resist

It’s less than 30 days till Valentine’s Day, and we know you don’t want to be sitting at home on February 14th, all lovelorn. Now’s the time to get noticed and to bowl her over with your sheer awesomeness. Here, 7 shirts that will reel her in (or at least peek her interest):

 1. Here I Am. Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes.

2. I’ve Got a Dig Bick. You That Read Wrong. You Read That Wrong Too.

3. Got Me? I’ll Do Your Body Good.

4. I Meet or Exceed Expectations.

5. I Can Do All Those Things Your Boyfriend Can’t.

6. I’m Magically Delicious!

7. Orgasm Donor.

 

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