5 of the Most Romantic Roadkill Tshirts

On this eve of Valentine’s Day, we thought it appropriate to look through our vault and pick out some of our most romantic tees of all time. Like rose petals on satin sheets, these shirts speak of love and lust. Enjoy!


1. “I’m totally into Cheap, Meaningless Sex.” Can’t get any more direct than that!

2. “Will Buy Drinks for Sex.” Beers + Babes = Booty.

3. “Orgasm Donor.” Yep, and just like giving blood, you get free juice, too.

4. “Weekend Forecast: Mostly Wasted with a Slight Chance of Getting Laid.” We’re on cloud nine!

5. “Blow Job. The Only Job I’ll Ever Love.” Gotta agree Mr. Johnson!

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