10 Shirts That Will Make You Happy

Let’s face facts: Life can be a downer. Kate Upton won’t give you the time of day, you owe money on your taxes and it simply will NOT stop snowing in two-thirds of the country. What’s a guy to do? Grab a Roadkill tshirt and put on a smile, that’s what. Yep, it’s that easy. Here, we present 10 of our funniest shirts, sure to brighten the bleakest of days.

1. National Apathy Society. Become a member…or don’t.

2. My those boobs look heavy. May I hold them for you?

3. Nothing says “I mean business” like using a cart at the liquor store.

4. I used to be f*cking stupid…but then we broke up.

5. Gambler’s Anonymous. I bet I can quit!

6. Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

7. If I wanted to hear an asshole speak I would have farted.

8. I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.

9. I’m good in bed. I can sleep all day.

10. Spooning may lead to forking.

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