The Olympics are wrapping up this weekend, and while there have been some highlights (we’ve been partial to the hockey, skiing and snowboarding—not to mention all the pictures of hotel snafus journalists have tweeted), we are not too terribly sad to see the whole thing end. And here’s why:
1. No more looking at Bob Costas’ painfully red eyes.
2. No more looking at the U.S.A.’s ridiculously loud sweaters, which are probably what started Bob Costas’ eye problems to begin with.
3. No more stray dogs being rounded up and killed. Let Rover roam!
4. No more shots of slopestyle skiers with their boxers showing. Bib pants, boys, bib pants!