Proving once again that we here at Roadkill are the NORMAL ones, a Mississippi man was recently declared dead (by a coroner, of all people, a person who should know what a heartbeat sounds like) and zipped into a body bag. Once at the funeral home with the embalming (and good thing not cremation) about to take place, they guy apparently sprung back to life and began to claw his way out of the bag. It’s a full-blown “resurrection,” declared the man’s family. And we haven’t even started Lent, let alone gotten to Easter. Jesus!