If you have to be nasty, March 8 is the day to be it. What do you wear when bad, sassy and disgusting are the order of the day? A Roadkill tshirt! Here, lots of options:
1. I pooped today.
2. Shitter’s full.
3. If you’re gonna ride my ass, you could at least pull my hair.
4. If your dick was as big as your mouth, I might be interested.
5. If I wanted to hear an asshole speak, I would have farted.
6. You’re nuttier than a squirrel turd.
7. Beavers love wood.
8. Droppin’ loads.
9. Happiness is a bitch with a cock in her mouth.
10. Swallow or it’s going in your eye.
11. Ask me about my explosive diarrhea.