Chances are if you’re not shoveling snow about now, you’re probably doing your taxes. To help you get in the number-crunching groove, try any one of these political tshirts on for size:
1. Annoy a liberal. Get a job.
2. Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
3. I’m a Republican. Because not everyone can be on welfare.
4. America. We don’t redistribute wealth. We earn it.
5. I don’t need sex. The government fucks me everyday.
6. Don’t forget to pay your taxes. 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you.
7. Born free. Taxed to death.