13 Shirts for Spring Break

It’s March, which means your seasonal affective disorder is in high gear. The Rx? A Spring Break getaway with bros and beers, babes and bikinis, beaches and bangin’. When you have to put on clothes, what do you wear? One of our spectacular tees that will have you chillin’ faster than a frozen margarita at the swim-up bar.

1. Beer is the answer. But I can’t remember the question.

2. Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk.

3. Beer and life are very similar. Chill for best results.

4. Beer. The reason I get up in the morning.

5. Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

6. Hangovers. God’s way of saying you kicked ass last night.

7. Got me? I’ll do your body good.

8. For a good time just add beer.

9. Have a nice jay.

10. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.

11. Does this shirt make me look drunk?

12. Friendly when drunk.

13. I’m better when I’m drunk.


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