Life is hectic. There are jobs to work, kegs to pump and babes to bag. A guy gets tired. What do you wear when you want to just hang and chill? A Roadkill Tshirt that says, “Leave me alone. I’m chilaxin’!”
1. I’m not lazy. I’m physically conservative.
2. Some days it’s just not worth chewing through the restraints.
3. I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want.
4. Do not disturb. I’m disturbed enough.
5. Things to do today. 1. Wake up. 2. Survive. 3. Go back to bed.
6. I’m not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing.
7. I’m getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.