5 Ways to Celebrate International Day of Happiness

Wow, as if today being the first day of Spring doesn’t make you happy enough, it’s also International Day of Happiness. What’s the best way to celebrate? With whatever makes you happy, of course! And if you’re anything like us, these will be high on your list:

1. Beer. It’s relatively cheap, plentiful and tasty!

2. Boobs. Seriously, we don’t even need to explain this one. They’re a hoot!

3. Blow jobs. An instant happy maker!

4. Bacon. It’s a party for your mouth.

5. Sex. It’s hard (no pun intended) to be unhappy when you’re doing the deed.

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