Well, we here at Roadkill Tshirts are nothing if not extraordinarily funny. And we have 8 new tshirts to prove it. Put one on and give the world a smile!
1. I love sleeping. It’s like being dead without the commitment.
2. If I agree with you we’ll both be wrong.
3. Teach your kids about taxes. East 30% of their ice cream.
4. Zombie beer pong. I sink it, you drink it.
5. To do list: 1. Buy a sword. 2. Name it kindness. 3. Kill people with kindness.
6. When I told you I was normal, I may have exaggerated slightly.
7. That’s too much bacon said no one ever.
8. Nothing says “I mean business” like using a cart at the liquor store.