Vladmir Putin Is Back on the Market: 3 Shirts to Wear in Celebration!

Awesome news ladies! Vlad Putin is newly divorced and very eligible. So what if he’s an international bully who invaded Crimea and then illegally annexed it. So what if he had the name of his ex-wife removed from his official biography. Some women are suckers for bad boys. And if you’re one of them, we’re sure these tees might get Vlad’s eye:

 

1. “F*ck you. I’m Irish.” As far as we know, the Kremlin has nothing against Ireland, so go for it lass!

2. “Friendly when drunk.” Putin may appreciate a comrade to throw back vodka with.

3. “Partnership for an Idiot Free America.” We’re pretty sure he’ll fall for this shirt hook, line and sinker.

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